A PIRATE AT A BAR
A
pirate talking to a “land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber notis that,like any
self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of his hands
and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate
got in such bad shpe. He asked the pirate.
“How
did you loose your leg?” the pirate responded
“ I
loosemy leg in a battle off the coast af Jamaica” his new friend was
stillcorious so he asked.
“what
about your hand. Dit you loose it at the same time?”
“No”
answer the pirate “I lost it to the sherks off the Florida keys” finally the
land-lubber asked.
“
I notice you also have an eye patch. How
did you loose you eye?” the pirate answer
“ I
was sleeping on the beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in my eye”
the land-lubber asked,
“How
could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?” the pirate snapped
“it
was the day just after I got my Hook !”
by : April's book
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